when beth was looking for clones in the police systems, she found sarah there. but when she tried to track her down, she couldn’t find her (because she was MIA doing fuck knows what). but beth obvi saw mrs. s’ address and then quickly discovered that SARAH HAD A CHILD. omg wow. beth knew about kira. beth chose to not bring sarah into clone club for fear of dyad or the assassin finding kira through them. BETH PROTECTOR OF ALL, SAVIOUR OF ALL.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best